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When you're fucking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your asshole and fish hook 'em in the mouth with it.
"I was really going to town on Martha's hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, I assumed I'd broken her spine and literally fucked her to death, but I had to give her an old fashioned Nova Scotia just to make sure. The good news is she'd simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off."
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Nova Scotia Canada - 1 of the 13 provinces & territories of Canada , it's capital is Halifax.
It is the country's 2nd most densely populated province & 2nd-smallest province by area, both after Prince Edward Island.
Cape Breton island on the Atlantic coast of North America & part of the province of Nova Scotia Canada.
The Nova Scotia peninsula is connected to the rest of North America by the Isthmus of Chignecto, on which the province's land border with New Brunswick is located. The province borders the Bay of Fundy and Gulf of Maine to the west & the Atlantic Ocean to the south and east, & is separated from Prince Edward Island , the island of Newfoundland by the Northumberland & Cabot straits, respectively.
Popular food
Sea food
Meat loaf
Blueberry grunt / dumplings
Soups & stews
Doner kebab / Halifax donair
Sports
Hockey
Golf
Basket ball
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Nova Scotia canada
Nova Scotia is Latin for "New Scotland."
Nova Scotia
is a peninsula & is connected to the province of New Brunswick & the mainland of Canada
First Language: Mi'kmawi'simk
Recognised Regional Languages:
English ,French, Scottish Gaelic
The land that comprises what is now Nova Scotia was inhabited by the Mi๊kmaq people at the time of European exploration.
Also part of the province, is Sable Island, a small island notorious for being the site of offshore shipwrecks.
Bridgewater, also known as B-Dubb (which originates from the first letters of the words Bridge and Water, B W, which was eventually shortened to simply B-Dubb) is a town on the South Shore of Nova Scotia with a current population of about 7600. The town's main industry is a Michelin tire plant. If this closes, we're fucked. It also has a huge population of bullies and wiggers, as well as a completely ineffective school system. Basically, it is a shit hole of the first order. However, there is an up and coming music scene in the area, as well as a movie theater, which was built in 2004. Many new and innovative businesses are also moving into the area, some of which survive and others do not.
Bridgewater is routinely made fum of by people living in Halifax, and, in turn, residents of Bridgewater make fun of those living in Liverpool. So it could be said that shit runs down the shore.
Bridgewater, Nova Scotia area resident: Let's bang
Haligonian: Eww, no! You're from Bridgewater!
(This is based on a real conversation which happened over msn)
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Liverpool is probably the most shitty town in all of Nova Scotia. The teenagers are extremely intimidating and like to try to kill eachother a lot, they also like to hang out on the graveyard steps in the middle of town, or on the cliffs on side of the 103. We like to make fun of those living in TOB, (Bridgewater) for being so immature. About 72% of Liverpool are hardcore drug addicts. There are certain people you should be deathly afraid of. The highlight of the year for anyone living in Liverpool is Privateer Days, which is when the fair arrives and it's all basically one big excuse to get extremely fucked up. Most people in Liverpool are completely fearless and like to drink underaged.
Honourable mentions:
S.K , B.W , E.W , T.D , B.R , J.F , E.R , K.R , J.M , L.R , P.D
Liverpool, Nova Scotia :
Person #1- "Man, let's get completely fucked up tonight."
Person #2- "Okay, but we'll have to get Schuylar to buy us booze.."
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To drag ones rectum, also known as butthole, across another persons forehead, leaving a brown streak, slightly resembling a unibrow.
Douglas left such a huge Nova Scotia Unibrow last night on me, I looked like a Russian powerlifter
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This is when a guy from Western Canada dates a girl from anywhere, but said girl travels to Nova Scotia for a minimum of 2 weeks (no matter the excuse), and within the week of her return, she dumps him. Hence the guy has just become a victim of the Nova Scotia Curse.
NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008
Guy 1 - Hey, im dating this hot broad but im pissed she is gone for a month to Nova Scotia
Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse
Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....
(1 month, 4 days later)
Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse
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A small place in Nova Scotia Canada. About 45 minutes away from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Windsor is the birthplace of hockey
Guy 1: i live in the Quebec, which is the birthplace of hockey.
Guy 2: you are a dumbass, Windsor, Nova Scotia is the birthplace of hockey
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