The day you tell someone how much you mean and care about them
Person 1: it’s November 8th. Today we text people how much they mean to us.
Person 2: oh yea. It is that day!
National moaning day
A day where everyone in school has to moan no matter what. It has to be loud or else you're a pussy.
Emma:*moans loud*
Emily: ew wtf?
Emma: what? Its November 8th.
Emily: so?
Emma: so its national moaning day.
It’s national flick a dick day walk up to any guy you see and flick their dick and they won’t care
Boy 1:”hey bro what’s up” *flicks his dick*
Boy 2:” haha ahh shit man you got me so good I wasn’t expecting that but have a good day my man”
Boy 1:”haha thanks see ya later dawg
Hey bro did you see Charlie flick that mans dick that was so dope dawg
November 8th is official flick a dick day
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The month of heartbreak
Anika - I’m breaking up with you!
Tun - it’s November 8th baby! Our anniversary
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November 8th is the only cheat day for No Nut November. You can Nut, but afterwards, you have to expose your darkest secret to the world.
Dude 1: Bro it's November 8th....guess what.... I want to nut in your mom. That was my darkest secret. Now im gonna go nut.
Dude 2: ...
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November 8th is national grab an ass day, if you see an ass and consent was inferred, grab that shit.
Guy: Its November 8th!
Girl: Oh National Grab an ass day?
Guy: *raises eyebrows*
Girl: Fine.
Give your crush your sweatshirt no matter what they say
Guy: hey here’s my sweatshirt
Crush: ok but why
Guy : because it’s November 8th