nozzle

v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.

"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.

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Nozzled

Slang for "cocknozzled". To have had your advatar and user titled changed to suit the site admin's desire, usually using a picture of a nozzle and either the term cocknozzle, nozzle or nozzled.

Usually used as an alternative means of punishment when the offense doesn't necessarily constitute a banning.

I pwnt CQ, and instead of banning me he nozzled me. :(

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nozzle

Nostril, Nose, Nozzle.

GOD! he has a huge nozzle, I could fit my head inside.

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nozzle

A dog's snout and nose.

"Oh wow, look at the nozzle on that dog!"

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nozzle

A commonly used slang term that describes an appliance with the capability of shooting water into a tub or sink.

Or

A word shouted by tall skinny people in times of extreme confusion

"Wow, that nozzle is huge!"

Tall and skinny person 1: Whats going on?
Tall and skinny person 2: NOZZLE!!!

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Nozzle

A hilarious word to say when high/stoned

"Say it! Say it!" says one stoner to another,
"Nozzle!" - both start cracking up

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nozzle

getting tha head from a female

young i'm tryin to get tha nozzles from that bitch.

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