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pronounced noober
a shortened version of the term uber noob
to be uberly noobish at something
Look at John. He lost in Halo to my dog. He is so nuber.
mark slipped and fell down in the mud. what a nuber.
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The combination of both Nub and Uber then the single word Nub
Dude Nick stop being such a nuber nub
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The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
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The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
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A person who works as an uber, but is nude while driving the vehicle.
A Nuber is also oftenly gay, which just makes it better, to be honest.
Imagine having to hurry to the airport, you take the nearest cab, and when you open then door, sit down, and ask to go to the airport, a nude man/woman/person turns around and acts like a normal uber, driving you to your location, while dropping weird comment or mumble weird songs
(for example: "you look like my grandma if she was a reptile and hot but ugly and homosexual" also "hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hur hur hurrrr hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hurr")
"why do you feel uncomfortable?"
"because i just met a very sexy Nuber"
"why would that make you uncomfortable"
"it's a Nuber, you idiot"
"wow that's rude"
"fuck you"