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Duke Nukem

A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.

Quotes:

"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"

Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?

Guy #2: Who's he?

Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!

by ThatGuyOnTheInternet August 22, 2010

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duke nukem

duke nukem, our dinnertime source of entertainment!

lets play duke nukem!

by Jason from B-Tec October 31, 2005

85๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


duke nukem

The best ass kicker this side of the moon.

One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v

by Kristaa November 18, 2004

141๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duke Nukem

The video game version of Chuck Norris

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem

by sizzeth June 8, 2006

117๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


duke nukem

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem

by buttcheeks mcgee October 11, 2005

284๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duke Nukem

Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.

Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.

Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."

by DIO-Brando May 31, 2006

102๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duke Nukem

The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks

"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"

by N/A July 25, 2003

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