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A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
The best ass kicker this side of the moon.
One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v
The video game version of Chuck Norris
If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem
The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
-duke nukem
Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.
Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.
Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."
The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks
"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"