nurf

adj. something you say when someone does something stupid.

person 1: "I just accidentally deleted all my music"
person 2: "haha! NURF!"

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Nurf

When you're out on a beach and a runaway surf board hits you just below the nose.

Omg! Ryan! You've been nurfed! Let's get you to the hutpital down the street!

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Nurf

a person that shows up at a formal event in a T-shirt and jeans and pretends to be important.

Look at the guy in the brown T-shirt sitting in the brides maid's seat...the Nurf!

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Nurf

A man who plays with little boys balls.

Man 1: Did you see that buy over there playing with that boys balls?
Man 2: What a Nurf.

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Nurf Hurder

The thing that cleans the undercarriage of a wookie. Slang term for a tick on your taint.

My Nurf Hurder has gotten some some sort of rash from Jesica's porcupine.

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NURF DEEZ

Usually used along the lines of "straight up" or "keepin' it real", but it's meaning is inevitably irrelevant. Typically found at the end and separate from the statement that it's used with, or standalone. ya dig? It started as bad pronunciations of numbers 9 and 10 in french.

Girl got booty, NURF DEEZ!
Nacho fries! NURF DEEZ!
"Dude my grandma died 10 minutes ago." "Aw damn.. nurf deez."

Nurfing Surfing

1. When you go surfing and throw Nerf balls at other Surfers.

2. When you go surfing on a board made of Nerf products.

3. Nurfing is the equivalent of 'gnarly' or 'awesome.

Person one: Hey, want to go Nurfing Surfing today?
Person two: Of course! I love Nurfing Surfing!

or.

Person one: Duuuude, these waves are so Nurfing!
Person two: Let's go Nurfing Surfing!?