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The chocolaty hazelnut joy bestowed upon us from the gods.
What wonders I have smeared upon my dinosaur shaped bread is that of true joy, true love, true wonder-Nutella.
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Nutella is a creamy chocolate and hazelnut spread that can be correctly referred to as "Sex in your mouth".
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Shaniqua: "DAYUM THIS NUTELLA SO GOOD IT'S LIKE ORGASMIC, LIKE SEX IN YOUR MOUTH!"
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“Bro, y’all ever use Nutella, it’s like lube. Put it on thighs though, nowhere else.”
A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.
It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.
Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.
Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)
"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"
"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"
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The slang "Nutella" comes, of course, from the renowned brand of hazelnut cream known in many countries around the world, probably because it is a very popular product among the youngsters of the middle / upper class. Therefore, "Nutella generation" is used to make fun of and refer to children and teenagers who have grown up in technology, to the modern / gourmet generation; to the so-called "fresh". On the other hand, the "roots generation" is the example to be exalted, it is the right way to be or do something. It's the old or traditional way of doing something.
"Ugh - that Nutella thot is fugly and has 40 RTs on her picture just because people pity her!"
Nutella is a term for the sweetest tastiest thing on planet earth!
I put Nutella on a spoon and sucked on it for hours!
a most yummy chocolately and hazelnut spread, recommended to be made into a milkshake or atop pancakes or just eaten straight from the jar. Of french origin, the smallest size jar doubles as a drinking glass!
petey, i think i'll be having another Nutella topped toast for brekkie!
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