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nutrition facts

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.

Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :~

by LarstaiT December 29, 2004

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Nutritional Break

This is a phrase often used by managers and human-resources personnel to describe a break in the work day set aside for food and drink. Rather that using the colloquial terms "coffee break" and "lunch", this phrase will often be invoked in an attempt to sound politically correct , educated and sophisticated. The phrase is most often used at work shops, meetings, seminars and focus groups hosted by public-sector organizations such as Universities.

Johnathan from HR:

"OK people, we are now going to take 15 minutes for a nutritional break. Please help yourself to coffee and muffins located at the back of the seminar room."

by Dr. Zauis March 13, 2010


bad nutrition

The best band ever

Did you see Bad Nutrition last night?
Yeah! Sausage Roll is my fave song ever!

by Ykickamoocow June 28, 2019


Verbal Nutrition

Food for thought.

I really need some Verbal Nutrition.

by Budben1 February 9, 2011


Nutrition Nazi

A person described as being overly critical of other people's meal choices. Nutrition Nazis will often express their displeasure with someone's choice of food that they deem unhealthy or unfit for human consumption. Some might even advocate for everyone to be forced to have their meals meet the Nutrition Nazi's standards.

Father: You know, I heard that teachers are taking away kid's lunches because they thought it wasn't healthy enough.
Mother: Really? Those people are total Nutrition Nazis!

by Gladilay May 2, 2017

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nutritional yeast

something a bit nicer to say that has a small dick

"oh my nutritional yeast that's small"

by Newmussy and Campussy May 31, 2022

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nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

by Fresh foodie August 13, 2014

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