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The O’Donnell is a humanlike predator of older and often deteriorating in health women. The O’Donnell studies charismatic humans, often celebrities, and learns their ways to help draw in their prey. With their learned charisma, which includes flamboyant dances, oversized smiles, and counterfeit laughs, The O’Donnell is able to lure elderly women away from their husbands, doctors and retirement homes. While the initial intention appears to be a sexual advance, the unlucky women who falls into the trap of The O’Donnell quickly finds out it isn’t sex they are after, but rather their bank account.
example #1:
Grandson: "My grandmother doesn't have enough money to send me a gift for my 10th Birthday"
Friend: "Sounds like she met an O'Donnell"
example #2:
elderly woman: "I really thought I was going to score with that young-Tom Cruise-looking fella, but then he started asking about my life insurance policy.... Must be an O'Donnell"
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An insurgent; someone or something that works against all those around him.
An individual who collapses, like a house of cards, under pressure.
A weak, tampon-like human being or thing who fails to serve his/its purpose and gives away way too much when the slightest pressure is applied. A useless cuntrag.
You know, Mr. President, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that Rush Limbaugh is trying to tear down our republic from within?
Mr. President: Yes, Rush is such a Neil O'Donnell!
You know coach, I'd like to start and play most of the game, but my daddy tells me that I would wilt like a Neil O'Donnell under the pressure.
Bertha: Sally, my protection simply is not working in my high-flow months.
Sally: I do believe the mistake you've been making is purchasing those over-priced, useless Neil O'Donnells.
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When you have to take a shit and it won't come out...then when it does its, fat, round and angry as hell as it tears your asshole a part. The pain stays around afterwards because its angry and loud...just like Rosie.
Man I just took the worst Rosie O'donnell. My asshole is still raw!
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A bad ass mercenary who is the rivel of Fox McCloud in the nintendo franchise Starfox. Wolf O'donnell made his first apperance in Starfox 64 on the nintendo 64 in 1997. In the game he was and still is the leader of Starfoxe's rivel team Starwolf. His teamates consised of Leon Pawswaski a cameleon an assassin who is also a skilled pilot , Pigma Dangar a pig a fat fucking slob who always says he'll do Peppy fast and also was a former member of team Starfox tll he became a traiter. Then there is Andrew Oikonny OMG he is such a fucking duce if you were locked in a closet with him you would blow your fucking brains out his voice is so innoying and it's worse when he yells uncle Andross. In this game Wolf's estimated age is 21. Wolf O'donnell returns in Starfox assault on the gamecube in 2005. Pigma and Andrew are no longer on the team thank god instead there's a new member named Panther Carosso he's a womanizer who's interested in the team Starfox member Krystal. In the game Wolf 's estimated age is 30.
Sorry I didn't get to finish it I ran out of room. I will do another one on Wolf O'donnell
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A whale like human being that eats its weight every 3 hours.
"run for your lives! Rosie O'donnell is going to eat us all."
"Hey bob check out that Rosie O'donnell, it looks just like your wife"
"My greatest fear as a child was that Rosie O'donnell would sit on me while I was asleep"
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A hippopotomas. Or atleast thats what it looks like
Kid:Look mommy an ugly hippo
Parent:No it's Rosie O'Donnell
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A big, fat, stinking lesbo douche bag who has absolutely no talent other than smelling up the crapper worse than Ed Asner.
Also, any fat, nasty, smelly broad who thinks it is her job to save the world in spite of the evidence to the contrary and hating all heteros while she pretends to do this.
Oh-oh, Rosie O'donnel is in the news again even though she is a no talent ass clown.
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