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Time of day. When someone has to get up far earlier than usual, it's daft o'clock. Generally, anything before dawn is daft o'clock.
James: I need to be up at 4 am for my train tomorrow.
Alex: What? That's daft o'clock!
The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.
"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"
"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."
*looks at wrist*
"yeah it's cone o'clock"
The time of day in Scotland (10a.m.) which we have to wait until to buy more booze and continue the party.
Connor: Hey Alex-bud, is it booze o'clock yet?
Alex: Aye, its 10 past.
Connor: We should get vodka.
The time at which all serious aspects of life should be discarded and partying must occur.
Man I really need to work on this paper, but it's dudley o'clock.
Sex O'clock which was founded on the 7th of November 2013 by the mysterious professors P. Clark and G. Savile. The religion focuses on 2 very important times of the day and those are sadly unknown to the public. However the known facts are that there are 4 ruling gods- Felix Ferne the god of mental health, Jake Riles the god of masculinity and sports, Sam Conte the god of women and skate boarding and Andy Lau the god of being Andy. It is known that Sam Conte and his amazing, underrated girlfriend Mia rule the first important time of the day whereas Felix and Jake rule the last important time of the day with the nickname Jelix (which is prayed to)
Although few rules of the religion are known one is very important to the founders and that is that any Ellen loving qualities or gushing about Ellen does result in either punishment or being kicked out of the group.
The religion is linked with the award winning TV show 'nowhere boys'.
HOW TO BECOME PART OF THE GROUP:
It is unknown how many members are part of the group however it is speculated that the religion has raked in almost half a million followers but this is all just a theory and we may never know the answer.
It is unknown on how to enter the religion but some ex-followers of the religion have stated that it is based on your star sign (with Leos and Libras being a big no no) but it could just be based on how the leaders are feeling that day.
"Happy Sex O'Clock my fellow horn dogs."
"Sex O'clock is dawning."
When it's so late at night or early in the morning that it's dark out.
"Man, I stayed at work til dark o'clock yesterday" or "I woke up and it was still dark o'clock"
1) A time during the day wherein an inconvenient event occurs at the most inopportune moment
2) The point in time at work where you're about to close when something happens that sets your work back a considerable amount.
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear the news?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "We close in less than half an hour and that group of 30 that canceled their reservation have decided to show up, so they're probably not going to order for another 20 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah... You can definitely tell its asshole o'clock"
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