oar

12 foot carbon fiber pole with hatchet shape on one and rubber handles that relentlessly rips skin from you hand. usually carried by real men along with 64ft long carbon fiber or fiberglass boats.

Real athletes row, all others are just playing games....

or

Shut up or I'll spin this oar over my head and shove up your ass!

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oar

1.) A tool used to row a boat.
2.) How Irish people pronounce the letter "R".

American guy: "Hand me the oar, we need to get this boat moving."
Irish guy: "Did you see Oar-T-E News last night?"

oar

A group of girls going on a kayaking adventure just to get railed

those oars sure are a thirsty bunch.

oare

when someone is a whore and built like a oar

yo you a oare

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oar grease

Oar Grease is a playlist on YouTube where lots of videos of fetishes such as vore and inflation with Five Night's at Freddy's characters and Sonic characters.

Person 1: Have you heard of "oar grease"?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Look it up then!

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Magyar oar

Similar to the dutch rudder, where person A takes person B's arm and manipulates the hand to masturbate person A.

Bartok: So, I dont want this to be gay or anything, but could you perhaps give me a dutch rudder??
Denes: Dutch Rudder! Fuck the Dutch! I will Magyar Oar you until your penis resembles a magpie! Now give me your dick!
Bartok: Ooooh yeaaaaah.

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Oar-gone

How not to pronounce the state of Oregon.

Person 1: "Wow, the Univerity of Oar-gone Ducks have a pretty good football team!"

Person 2 (From the PNW): "It's Orygun!" *slaps person 1*