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(n.) Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. To recieve a hand job with one's pants acting as a barier between hand and genitals.
That was the most painful OTPHJ I've ever recieved.
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. The action of giving a hand job over the pants. Not as good as the real thing but better than nothing.
Alex: That chick Emma just gave me an OTPHJ!
Bryan: She gave me one too!
Alex: She dishes them out like it's her job.
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OTPHJ is an acronym for the term: Over the Pants Hand Job. This is when a female jerks ur meat whilst ur pants are still on, over your pants. No direct meat to hand contact is made.
Tommy: Yo what did y'all do last night?
Jimothy: Dude she threw me the OTPHJ!
Tommy: No way man this sounds fire.
It stands for Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job.
If you wear a belt through the TSA,
You best prepare for the OTPHJ .
The Over The Pants Hand Job "OTPHJ," was originally coined by a young industrious man in northern Calgary, Canada. Whilst working on a road crew the individual noodled a challenge to engage a member of the opposite sex in an OTPHJ past ejaculation; a bounty was levied and a legend was spawn.
Legend has it that November 2009, an extended member of the exclusive open membership club engaged and was ultimately successful in dethroning the virgin OTPHJ while on a dance floor in New York City's infamous Meat Packing District.
Dude, that girl is dripping a snail trail from Alaska, hit the bid and take her home.
Friend: No. I am gunning for an OTPHJ; everything else is elementary.
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A handjob given Over The Pants.
Yo girl can I get an OTPHJ before before you go to work.
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An abbreviation for "over the pants hand job"
"bro did you bang her?" "no man all i got was an otphj"
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