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A highly fascist town in which everyone thinks they are the dankest ass people because theyve tried marijuana once in their lives, also consisting of gay ass people preferably the class of 2011 because all of the girls that hung out with the so called "skater pot head badasses" get group rate discounts on abortions and beg unpopular lowerclassmen to buy them pregnancy tests and they think that theyre so cool becuase most of their parents are bigger fuck ups then them.
Also consisting of about one billion and two asians or filipino folks. And the rest, well theyre white people who act like thugs and travel 82 miles to the nearest mall to buy crap that will be out of style in less than six months. In oak harbor the idea of independance was killed when the dutch settled there.
Bobby: Hey lets go smoke weed with my mom who lives in the Oak Harbor appartments
Naomi: Okay as long as i get first hit.
Dalton: Hey lets go to JC Pennys
Aaron: Are you fucking kidding me? SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDD
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A small, boring town home old people, navy people and filipinos. There's never anything to do and when there is you can bet over half the town will be at the event.
1: Hey, wanna go to Oak Harbor?
2: No, too many damn filipinos.
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Worst place on earth next to Birmingham Alabama where that creep Antoine Dodson lives.
Oak Harbor has dutch roots and is a navy retirement town but their is many groups and cliques trying to claim oak harbor. Such as:
1. the "filipinos", but you may know them as flips, chinks, or "jackie chans. For some goddamn reason half of asia decided to invade whidbey island and specifically oak harbor. filipinos are easy to point out because their the midgets breakdancing on street corners and playing pokemon and doing math homework at starbucks.
2. the "Ricers" are a bunch of fuckin idiots. i guess one day the first "ricer" decided to get 500 bucks and buy a honda. This trend spread to many cigarette addicted creeps. Chances are if you see a honda and it sounds like shit then its a ricer, they also lower their cars and take their hubcaps off and loiter at many business parking lots because their all homeless or something.
3. The stupid black group. Not every black guy in OH is a stupid black guy, just the ones that think their hardcore gangsters and teach people how to "dougie". Easily the easiest group to spot because if you hear "Nigga nigga nigga" then its the black group. Their the most obnoxious and annoying group in OH, all they do is yell, sing black and yellow, and then yell more.
4. Skaterz. the only group of people i dont really mind. They do their own thing and they dont bother people. They smoke cigarettes in groups and always move together in packs.
Ricer #1 : Dude lets go race out at west beach, duude.
Ricer #2 : Yeah bro, just let me smoke 50 cigarettes before we go
Ricer #3 : Man i havent showered in weeks
Ricer #1 : I can go 120mph in 3rd gear
Ricer #2 : Damn dude, i just removed my passenger seat so maybe my top speed can improve from 70mph to 72mph
Ricer #3 : Shit dude
Ricer #1 : Damn son
Ricer #2 : Oh shit
Me: Shut the fuck up you pussies.
Oak Harbor
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the shittiest place to live ever, except for some kids, who like to dance on street corners to ska!
dude 1: hey man, wanna go do something in oak harbor?
dude 2:hell's yeah, lets go......
dude 1: lets go what?
dude 2: actually i have no clue, this town sucks ass!
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Full of hicks who fight about who’s truck is bigger or who can chew more dip. most girls are hoes and go around boy to boy just to use them for their cattle. also most guys care more about their cigs rather than getting a diploma and stick to farming. yeee haw
Did you see all those damn tractors in oak harbor ohio?
oak harbor a real shitty town on whidbey island, washington. never ever move 2 oak harbor. it rains 365 days a year never gets abouve 75 in the summer, snow @ thanksgiving not chrismas and febuary. terrible wind storms etc. ghetto ass town. consisting of 14,000 asians 7,000 whites and around 2,000 black ppl. and they're a whole bunch of potheads.
person 1:hey! wut r u doing this summer?
person 2:visiting my grandparents in oak harbor.
person 1:damn. that sux.
person 2:yea....
person 1:well i here u can get pot up there 4 cheap.
person 2:yea the only good thing about oakharbor.
don't go 2 oak harbor
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The hickest town you can find. Girls wear camo leggings and ugs or muck Boots. The guys either smoke weed or cigarettes. 95% of the population dips Copenhagen and drive a square body chevy.
I went to oak harbor ohio and got a can of chew from the fill station.
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