Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious

Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"

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general obvious

getting promoted from captain obvious to general obvious because you always point out the obvious all the time.

Bob always points out that he has no arms and legs. Thanks general obvious. You point out everything that is obvious so you have been promoted. congradulations.

catherine obvious

a single made by the band "my dog carver" that consist of members kalynn koury & weston koury- also know as sinjin drowning.

the title of the song came from the victorious episode survival of the hottest, which is also the episode sinjin drowning got their name from.

Tori : Yeah, thank you, Catherine obvious.
André: It's captain obvious.
Jade: The expression is "Thank you, captain obvious."
Beck: Who would catherine be?
Tori: Catherine can be a captain.

"Her name is Catherine
Catherine obvious
Captain of my heart" -Catherine obvious, my dog carver.

Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.

Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"

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Pointer of the Obvious

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

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Captin Obvious

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.

Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?

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Facebook obvious

when two people flirt on facebook, and it's obvious that they like each other

Girl 1: I don't know how Manny feels about me.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.