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While receiving a blow job from another man's wife you yell out "its coming" then you fart as loud as possible. When she pulls up you flip her around and shove it in her back door until your penis is covered in shit then you stick it in your brother's mouth and have him suck it clean.
Me and my bro like doing other people's wives so we always do the dirty Ochoa.
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An Ochoa moment is when your taking a poop and that poop decides to go back in then stop halfway and then breaks In half like the titanic
Dave:YOO I JUST HAD A OCHOA MOMENT
Jack:that’s not funny Karen took the kids
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A goalkeeper who only made one good save in the whole world cup but is still looked at by most as "the greatest goalkeeper of all-time" even though he didnt win golden glove
Guy #1: did u see that game?
Guy #2: the game that was 2-0?
Guy #1: ya put that goalkeeper on the losing team was totally Guillermo Ochoa like!
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It’s a fact Proven by barney the dinosaur
Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact
A very good, loyal, nice, friend, or more than a friend, who can make any woman happy.
Ochoa is a great friend and a great boyfriend.
A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails
I can't believe your a David Ochoa