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show him ur boobs day
Go ahead girl and show him ur boobs. Ur man prolly had a hard day at work or highschool. U no what wld make ur man rlly happy...your boobs.
"Hiya babe, I know u had a really hard day at work.... its October 13th so I got a surprise for u.."
october 13th is the day all men are supposed to send you cock pics
person 1 : “hey isn’t your birthday October 13th?”
person 2 : “yea why?”
person 1 : “you should get a lot of pics then”
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The day the best person ever was born. Me. Fuck that kpop bitchboy.
Me: It’s my birthday not Jim Jim kpop bitch.
Also Me: It’s also October 13th.
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A dumb bitch was born that day
October 13th The meaning is, of My bsf was born that day and she still lives another day luckily.
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The day of which all females wear only white clothes, then become drenched in water for all moments throughout the day. And remember, it’s also national grabass month. So don’t forget that either!
Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: He’ll yeah let’s get it on.
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National make out with your bestie day
Laura: “hey Joan it’s October 13th ;)”
Joan: “what?”
*Laura makes out with Joan*
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October 13th is the day in which all females dress in only white clothes, with no underwear or bra. At 10:00 A.M they are all drenched in water and stay wet until midnight. Masturbation is required
Friend: Yo what day is it?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: Hell yeah can’t wait to get my dick wet!
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