On this day you can actually slap a person you hate in the face because you can’t be bothered by stupid hoes.
On October 18th i slapped 3 dumb hoes
National dumb whore awareness day!!!
hey lucy, your a whore...but that's ok, we still love you anyways...WHORE!!!
even though somebody might be a whore, its ok but only on october 18th
The day where the cutest and sexiest people are born
Dude 1- Bro why is she so cute
Dude 2- because she was born on October 18th bro
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National Make out day! Go make out with the girl or boy of your dreams
It’s October 18th babe? I guess I have no choice let’s do it!
1. National give your friend a handy day
2 National finger your friend day
You know what they say about October 18th?
It’s finger lickin good
National simp day
My boyfriend Gareth was born on this day and he is also a simp so it is now national simp day ....love you bubs
Me:“ hey you were born on October 18th? “
Gareth: “yea”
Me:“Ha you simp”
Gareth: “ I may be a simp but only for you “
October 17th is national hug a girl day. You must hug any girl. Go out there and start hugging girls cause it’s October 18th
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