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National Cricket Day
Only bitches are afraid of crickets so use this day as an excuse to scare then
"October 26th is national cricket day so you know what that means......"
"You are gonna scare that bitch with some crickets?"
"Hell yeah"
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National Crush Day on this day you have to kiss your crush or ask them out.
Bob: Hey Jane come here.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Cause I’m gonna French kiss your ass.
Jane: Oh yeah it’s October 26th
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October 26th is a day of greatness, only people with big dick energy are born on this day. They deserve all the head and sex on this day.
Dam that mans born on October 26, he must have some big duck energy.
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October 26th is a birthday you would want to wish for...
October 26th is the best day to have a birthday..you can’t deny that.
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The people born on this day are the craziest and funniest people you will ever meet they always lighten the mood on a bad day
Person 1: I wish I was born on October 26
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: so I could make people’s days
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National kiss you gf/bf day so if your reading this full send
Its october 26 you know what that means
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A day where the most weirdest and awesomest person was born!
"Oh look!! Her birthdays on the 26th of October!!"
"October 26 is gonna be a great day!! I just know it!!"
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