The best day to be home alone and do nothing with yourself or cry yourself to sleep.
person: Isn't october 27th a wonderful day?.
No one:
Person:*cries*I'm so lonely...
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October 27th is shower fai with the love she deserves day. like every day of the year should be that, but I figured an official day might be great too x
oh it’s October 27th? it’s national shower fai with love day, so drop everything you’re doing and go do that NOW.
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National attention day #attention
On October 27th you have to give your most attention seeking friend attention
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National uninstall fortnite day and play minecraft
Oh its october 27th i should play minecraft and uninstall fortnite
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National Plumpkin day. On October 27th everyone is encouraged to fatten up their significant others so that they are large and plump ready for late October harvesting.
Should it be someone’s birthday on October 27th then they shall be blessed to judge the town’s prize plumpkins, poking everyone’s fat bellies and measuring their gains.
Have you put on seasonal spooky weight? Of course you have it’s October 27th afterall!
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Person #1:What day is it today??
You: it’s October 27th!! RiSe aNd sHiNeeee
ITS NATIONAL HUG A HIGH BRASS DAY BAND KIDS GO FIND SO TRUMPETS
him: hey guys its October 27th today
her: go find those high brass players