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Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl : oh yeah it’s October 8th *unzips guys pants*
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Get a hug from your girlfriend day
John: it’s October 8th.
Jessica: your point?
John: You have to give me a hug!
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National AAAAAAAAH Day
Yell “AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” every 2 hours for good luck
Person 1: Oh it’s October 8th!
Person 2: Wait, what does that mean?
*Person 3 comes out of nowhere*
Person 3: It’s National AAAAAAAAAH Day!
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It’s where you yell “AAAAAAAH!” every 2 hours!
Person 2: Okay, let’s all try it out!
All 3 people: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Girl: omg my best friend was born on October 8th!
Me: its national me day !
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Boysss its october 8th beter go see yo girl
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Those born on this day are unbelievably sexy.
They have a huge penis and are able to get any guy they desire.
"Dude... Luke's born on October 8th, that means he's got a fat cock."
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International blowjob day.
Ladies this is the day you suck that dick in the most passionate way until he cums
Blowjobday october 8
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