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Odessa, located in Ukraine. According to the people who were born there, the city is the capital of the world. And since the world doesnt know it yet, the many odessits immigrated to other countries to spread the word.
Pirogi is the wrong name given by Polish people to Ukrainian vareniki. So now you know. (: The best Ukrainian food can be found in Odessa.
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My bestfriend who I love but also hate because shes the most overdramatic bitch in the world. But shes actually the best and you'd be very lucky to have her in your life, just dont hurt her, she'll ghost you for 2 straight months if you arent careful
"You know that one really loud but also shy girl?:
"You mean Odessa?"
"Yeah her, shes pretty great"
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A little shit hole town in west texas. Full of oil field people, farmers, hoes. Commonly refered to as slowdeatha, hoedessa, and town that sucks the life right out of you!
It is a common past time to sit and watch the weather, only if its not raining mud of course.
Hoe* I'm pregnant.
Stupid oil field guy* is it mine?
Hoe* I don't know, I live in Odessa so I'm a slut.
Stupid oil field guys dad* shit it could be mine!
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1: the fourth largest city in Ukraine
2: Organisation Der Ehemaligen SS-Angehörigen
(Organistion of former SS members)
ODESSA helped Nazi's fleeing to South America
1: let's go to Odessa, and get robbed
2: Wiesenthal was after my nazi-ass, but ODESSA helped me out.
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A unit of measurement equal to 100 standard pounds. Often used in reference to the weight of humans, giving perspective to their corpulence. The unit is used primarily by emergency medical service personnel.
That fat 9 year old must way 1.2 Odessas.
That leviathan of a woman was a full 3.8 Od.s.
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My friend with no ass and pretty hair. She is very short and she is a skank. She also owns bikini socks.
Hey Odessa! Why do you be so short?
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