Offended

The bonus boss of the Internet. If you've defeated the Pain series page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, this next one is for you!!

I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now!

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Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!

I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.

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Offended

1. A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother.
2. The state in which everyone seems to be in.

1. Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended!
2. I was offended.

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the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!

'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'

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Offendant

A person that is closer than an associate or acquaintance but not yet a friend; that would be offended upon finding out you did not refer to them as your friend when speaking about them to others.

Joe is not my friend, he is my offendant. I don’t actually consider him to be at the level of a friend yet, but he is definitely more than an acquaintance.

offended

Disagreeing with you.

"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."

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offender

noun; pronounced "uh-fen-duh" and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or passionately dislikes something, the only reason being simply to hate the thing being hated.

Stop being offender and just let it go, bro.

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