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The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.
"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."
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People or persons who willingly give their time to help each other get unstuck from off road mishaps, or to help those who have no business doing any offloading in the first place. Generally kind hearted and willing to help. Some are just out to prove who's "pole" is bigger than others.
Hey call that offroad recovery guy! He's always willing to help!
To drive a vehicle on areas within a suburban housing division, otherwise meant for pedestrians.
Joe - No man, all my neighbors hate me
Liz - why do they hate you?
Joe - my friends and I got caught urban offroading a while ago and they all told each other
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A group a badasses who have trucks
Hey There goes Toula OffRoad,
I wish I was in Toula OffRoad,
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One who has an off-road vehicle but dosent off-road the vehicle
Oh look he has a badass prerunner,
Yea but he is a offroad poser he doesn't drive it like it's suppost to
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The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.
-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.
My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...
Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.
She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.
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