Ohio

Ohio doesn't exist. It was a popular conspiracy created by politicians to sell more Ohio State merchandise, but there is currently no evidence or leads that it actually exists.

Beta: Ohio is actually a real place, it is right on the map.
Sigma: Pulls out Glock, making the Beta's life as real as Ohio.

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Ohio

One of the states on the United States that has planned to not only take over the United States, but has planned to fucking demolish the world too.

If you live in Kansas, you'll have enough time to hug your loved one before Ohio comes...

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Ohio

The weirdest state

Hello guys welcome to Ohio this looks normal!
*bus falls on man*

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Fucking bipolar i tell yuh.
You get all 4 seasons in 1 week.
Everyone is depressed and fucking assholes because of the damn weather.
Its 80 degrees and sunny on monday and on tuesday its 30 degrees and snowing.

Fuck ohio

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Ohio

Only happens in oklahoma

That kind of stuff ohio

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ohio

what's happening

person 1: welcome to Ohio
person 2: why is everything on fire

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DISMAL SEEPAGE a short history

1860 Akron creates K12 ironically plagiarized from Prussia

1890 American toy America's first statue of Santa Claus. It's blue

1895 ABC RR longest electric train route in the world. 43 die Doodlebug wreck. 2 survive driver and conductor jump to avoid burning/drowning

1899 1st cop car electric top speed 16mph easy escape by foot

1910-20 Akron fastest growing U.S. city. 2018 Ohio has 6 of top 20 cities losing population more than any other state. EVERY DAY since 1960 CLE loses 5 people + 1 Akronite.

Prohibition ends 1933. AA begins in Akron 1935

1934 Soap box derby yeah it's still a thing

1945 Alan Freed "rock and roll" actually a shoeless hillbilly bussed in from West Va to work in the tire plant. Cheated Chuck Berry out of royalties claiming to have written "Maybelline"

1949 national TV evangelism star Rex Humbard begins bilking seniors

1962 Art Modell Browns owner suffers for 30 years without a league title after firing Paul Brown ending their dynasty. He had won 7 in 17 years. Moves team to Baltimore and wins Super Bowl XXXV. Cleveland Browns not a thing 1996-1998

Cuyahoga river burns. This has happened 13 times starting in 1868. 5 people burned to death in 1912

LeBron got the hell out and won 2 for Miami. Came back to win 1 for Cleveland - got the hell out again

SERIAL KILLERS - Ariel Castro, Mike Madison, Sam Sheppard, Ed Edwards, Gary Heidnik, John Demjanjuk, Bob Berdella, Dahmer, Cleveland torso murderer, Tony Sowell

Stuck in Ohio - this is actually a common bumper sticker as is FRBR - for rednecks by rednecks. If they only knew what FUBU means.

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