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the reason you fucked that bitch
Tommy wore old spice and had a threesome
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(n.) A masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley.
Used car salesmen smell like Old Spice and drink Miller High Life.
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Pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. Used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. The persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.
Nelson: Did you see Morgan pull off that Parkour stunt.
Dax: Yeah it was pretty amazing!
Trevor: It wasn't just amazing, it was Old Spice!
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When a woman shaves a mans package and then pours old spice down his ass crack.
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(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.
(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.
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A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,
but before that,
He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,
but before that,
He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing
through my eardrums.
Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.
Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
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When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”