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Located in Oxford, Mississippi, this is the smallest university in the great state of Mississippi even with the highest acceptance rate among the three major colleges in the state (Mississippi State and Southern Miss). Students typically have lower GPA's (than State and Southern) and a taste for dressing like snobs and often try to pretend they aren't from Mississippi. Ole Miss is academically and soon to be totally athletically inferior to Mississippi State.
Parker - "Dude, I can get into State. My GPA is too low!"
Sam - "Man, don't worry. Buy yourself some loafers, and go to Ole Miss. It's easy to get accepted there."
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A nice place where boys retreat from their childhood fears and the Klan marches freely. Snooty types, that claim their rival is LSU even though everyone knows LSU and ARK play for the biggest trophy in college football. If you're in the business of running off mascots, heritiage, and getting your ass handed to you by Mississippi State, you will love this place.
man I'm glad Ole Miss Col Reb wasn't here to see that maroon and white ass painting we got from Dan Mulen
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A college in North Mississippi. A school where most don't go to learn, just to party. As such the education is mediocre at best. Synonymous with relation to assholes, douchebags, dicks, pricks, and stupidity. In fact its almost a special breed, not seen elsewhere in the world.
Did you see that guy? He's a total Ole Miss prick.
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The team that LSU loves to open a can on every year. Ole Miss is easily one of the worst schools in America, as well as one of the worst football teams. The average Ole Miss football fan has the IQ of a rock, and they act like asses.
Who's LSU playing tonight? Ole Miss? Oh boy, we get to beat those idiots again..
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The university to attend if you think you are better than everyone else. If your an ole miss student you most likely party every night and try to be preppy. This is th place to go if all you care about is partying. But most of all this is the school that mississippi state can beat any day.
You see that slut wearing booty shorts with a whiskey sore on her lip? Yep she's from ole miss.
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The University of Mississippi is a school that steals everything about their image from other people. The town is named Oxford after the city of the same name in England. The colors are stoled from Harvard and Yale (ironically, since Ole Miss is the polar opposite of these places). The mascot is stolen from the Confederacy. "Ole Miss" is actually a derogatory term for a slave the slave owner would sleep with in the Old South. Also, students at Ole Miss started a fraternity known as "The Rainbow Society." Gay? Extremely.
John: "I'm really stupid and gay. Where should I go to school?"
Jim: "Ole Miss for sure."
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the ass holes of the deep south (louisiana mississippi & alabama); where your parents send you if youre not smart enough to get into any other southern school because you can buy the professers off (i swear they do this, how else did my dumbass uncle get an 'education'?)
old miss students have sorry ass parties; wishes they were lsu
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