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Olle

A huge fucking simp. Whenevere you hang out with him he can't resist the urge to communicate with the opposite gender. He has a decent penis though. The tactic he uses to get laid is hanging out with as many girls as possible, most likely in a group of girls. The technique rarely works, but he would fuck anyone no matter how ugly they're so he'll most likely get laid sometime. He's a chill guy to hang with, but he got a double sided personality.

Guy: "Olle is doing the fucking tactic again *cringes*"
2nd Guy: "Well of fucking course *facepalm*"

by Le--on October 19, 2020

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Olle

Olle is a nordic man's name. From the beggining it was actually a nickname for a person named Olof. Olof itself is a very old Nordic name, it was known back in the 1300's in Sweden. It has a diffrent variations between the Scandinavian countries, such as Olaf/Olav in Norway and Ole in Denmark. But back to Olle again, Olle wasn't a baspital name until the 1800's. The name still hasn't got a name-day, so persons named Olle in sweden will instead celebrate their name-day on Olof (wich is on the 29th of July). A person named Olle is often a extremely attractive male. He often describes as a guy who is very hot, has extremely good personality, and basically a magnet for all the girls out there. But not only for the girls. Statistics have shown that persons named Olle also turns straight males gay, everybody wants him. Persons named Olle are also known for being born with the best six-pack and beard you will ever see on a male. Also very nice eyes, an extremely nice jawline etc. They also often have problem with choosing pants and underwear, because their penises are often extremely huge. People named Olle is also often good musicians, such as piano players, drum players, singers etc. They also have a good talent for other art forms, such as photography, and overall drawing.

Sources: A little bit of Wikipedia, and a little bit from a interview of a well known scientist named as Ching Chong Macaroon, who is known for always being right.

Woman to a doctor: "I am a little bit afraid. My son Olle came to the world a couple of months ago, and once he came out, he started flirting with the nurses and they instatly fell in love with him. I mean, he is only baby, is this really normal?"
Doctor: "Yes, completely normal. No need to worry ma'am, I mean, he is a Olle you know."

Son: "Dad, I'm so jealous of a guy. He's gettin' all the chicks without doing anything, how can he?"
Dad: "Is his name Olle?"
Son: "Yes."
Dad: "Well that explains it all. Persons named as Olle is born with a superpower, allowing them to get all the girls and boys that they want, without even blinking."
Son: "How do I easiest change my name?"

by Borokiir Rakalala December 23, 2016

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