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When you get a fat red head named Walayla to suck your dick in a trailblazer in front of Beavers store.
Landon olson doin the olson to walayla
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When you create a kick ass group and people get jealous and make up lies and talk shit.
Tyler is baby and is really jealous of that guys Olsoning skills so he talks shit on the internet.
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a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.
damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.
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The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.
1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"
-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."
2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."
-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
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A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.
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The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5
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Nice titties on an under age girl.
"Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!"
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