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A slang term used to describe Amish people.
Why is that Omelet driving a car?
Thats right you omelet,churn my butter bitch.
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A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.
Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"
Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"
Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
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Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."
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the act of busting a load on a girls face, and having it ultimately drip down her chin. the texture of the semen and its elasticity are what create the illusion of eggs, hence the term "chin omelete."
"yo dawg, i gave that slag (insert name here) a nasty chin omelete for breakfast, ya heard?"
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Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.
If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
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When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.
John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.
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