A small Italian man who wears red overalls and a red cap with the letter M on it he can jump high but that’s about it. He loves magic mushrooms and when he’s high he seems to think he’s tall and can spit fire balls so don’t go on front of him when he has shrooms.
Guy 1: hey I was playing super Oscar bros the other day
Guy 2: it’s mario bros u fucking idiot
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Oscar is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is good looking with a great personality. He hasnt had a gurl friend as hes waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. He is liked by everyone and has the best hair ever. If u ever meet an Oscar become his bff and dont ever let him go. He is amazing at everything he trys especially dance singing and acting. He hates to admit tho its true that most girls fancy him (especially me xox). You can always trust him and hes always there for u. Love you xox
Girl 1: Hey look theres Oscar
Girl 2: Hes soooo dreamy
Girl 1: I know any girl would be lucky to have him
Girl 2: But hes to good for all the girls
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The sexiest guy who ever walked this planet. He gets all the bitches, and has a 7 metre penis.
Oscar is so f*cking cool!
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A tall,handsome guy with a long ass dick. Hes great at sex and gets all the women. When you sleep with him u will be sore the next day.
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That one kid who never talked ever but is actually a pretty cool dude
Who is so cool in fact he writes his own name on urban dictionary
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A charming guy, usualy with dark hair and eyes, who makes girls hearts melt and has a was of making girls feel ike the only girl in the world. But- He flirts with everyone and ooften has a girlfriend and cant ever seem to see the ones that really like him, he offends the girls that would give him a chance and gose for the girls that wouldn't. He is a charming, sexy, good looking, happy, fit, tall, guy who you can feel really close with but he has idiotic friends. He makes you want to kiss him every second of every day and acts like he dosnt know you wouldnt kiss him if you were alone. He is a bit of a player and dosnt know the meaning of many words (Normaly) Oscar is a gorg, guy. Who often likes sports like cycling and swimming, he is someone you dream about xxx
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Someone who is generally a nice guy, and will not offend you in any way. They enjoy gaming to the max and laugh at memes that are actually good. Hated and loved by all for being too much of something, and has at least one Asian friend to talk to.
Hey did you see Oscar this morning?
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