Vibrator

<noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.

1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."

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vibrator

Guys worst enemy.

Man, that chick wanted to bang but my mom rolled up so she went home to her fucking vibrator.

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Vibrator

Its like a man or a woman uses a toy that does vibration.

A guy: Dude, last night, I used a vibrator, so did my girl!
Another guy: Tf dude?!

Last night
The guy: Ohhh.....Fuck....

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vibrator

When you're eating a girl out, you stop and close your mouth and press it against her pussy, and roll your tongue until she orgasms.

Dude! I gave my chick a vibrator of a lifetime!!! She wouldn't stop screaming my name it felt so good.

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vibrator

a long vibrating dildo that women use for pleasure. if u dont wanna go to a sex shop for one of these, just use an electric toothbrush!

::puts electric toothbrush down her pants::
OHH BABY! ::moans loudly:: mmmm yeah...

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vibrator

Not as big as a dildo, but makes up in it for WIGGLING

yaay!

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Vibrate

a state of being so turned on that you begin to shake

When he licked my pussy i began to vibrate

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