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The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave
"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."
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To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"
How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"
2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "
Someone who faps and plays video-games at the same time.
Person1: Don't play Halo with Dave
Person2: Why not?
Person1 : He's a one-handed gamer
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when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail
john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble
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A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
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