Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

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Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone

The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word

CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom

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tear your ass open

To have sex with, Fuck.

Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.

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I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)

comes from hebrew. used when someone is pissed off and once to sound scary and intimidating towrdes someone elles...

person a: yo mama is bitch
person b: say that again and "I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)"

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