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opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.

Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

by Promethean Sky March 21, 2008

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Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.

Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.

by YGproductions May 11, 2016


Opiate Cock

A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.

"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."

by YGproductions May 25, 2017

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opiate ass

1. The state of having hemorrhoids or other rectal discomfort due to constipation due to excessive use of opioids.

1. "Yo man, ever since I've been doin those 30's, I've had a bad case of opiate ass. My ass could use a glass of water."

by Godless Assfuck September 14, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Opiate Music

Chill music to do a few bags too.

nothing with too constant or prominant of a beat.

guitars. drone sounds. soothing vocals

Elliott Smith
Neutral Milk Hotel
Mogwai
Explosions in the Sky
The Microphones

shit like that

Jordan: Yo dude. Wanna cruise and listen to some opiate music?

Chris: Who has bags?

Jordan: Nobody. Good thing its raining tho.

Chris: Sick. We gotta go to the u-save first.

by 3rdperson October 22, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


opiate of the masses

Religion.ย ย ย ย ย ย  ย ย ย ย ย ย  ย ย ย ย ย 

Sayeth Marx.ย ย ย ย ย  ย ย ย ย 

by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

84๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Opiate Paradox

The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.

Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.

by SmackHead Jones July 9, 2009

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