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The act of a male jizzing in a females eyes while open, and making her read a letter chart
"Oh my gawsh Brittney, augustine TOTALLY gave me The Optometrist last night and i swear i couldnt read past the 1st row. He sure has some thick semen"
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While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
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To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.
I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.
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To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.
Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass.
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The "act"...fucking, getting business done.
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
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1. having sex
2. having sex after a long period of not having sex
I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!
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What someone says about their optometrist when he is being a butt (mean, stupid, or smelly) or not being an optimistic person
My optometrist is mean... He is a butty optometrist.