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The act of a male jizzing in a females eyes while open, and making her read a letter chart
"Oh my gawsh Brittney, augustine TOTALLY gave me The Optometrist last night and i swear i couldnt read past the 1st row. He sure has some thick semen"
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While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
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To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.
I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.
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To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.
Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass.
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The "act"...fucking, getting business done.
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
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1. having sex
2. having sex after a long period of not having sex
I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!
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Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.
Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.