Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy bitch lookin like a Barbie β€π π₯
Idiot: damn, who is dat?
Nerd: his name is orion ;))
Idiot: ooo he sexy I want to lick him, he looks like a fucking Barbie doll
Nerd: yah bitch
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A guy who is sexy and looks like a doll. His face can break world records for turning so fucking red. He's not that smart and he can be a dick at times. He will break your heart in different kind of ways. He's so sexy all his girlfriend wants to do with him is fuck his sexy lookin ass
Girl: holy shit, who dat?! xD
Ugly girl: That's Orion ;))
Girl: Damn he's red
Ugly girl: no shit sherlock, he be looking like a tomato xD
19π 3π
Noun. Humoroso, mysterioso, or charmant.
Verb. To have a volley-ball for a head.
Verb. (2) To be a bootylicious BeyoncΓ© of a Man who makes women of all tastes tire of BeyBey in favor of this BΓ©BΓ©, comprenez-vous? ;)π
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15π 2π
Orion is one character. Orion is a complete gamer dude and mad lad. He has at least one girl best friend and a really close guys friends and they probably call there group something with trio in it. Orion is a really strong guy, physically and mentally. He sometimes has trouble with his parents but youβll always find Iβm having a blast and making everyone laugh. The Orion in my life is a life changer.
i love you bro
Orion is one cool dude Iβm glad heβs my guy bestie <3.
10π 1π
Orion is the guy you sat next to in seventh grade science and had a huge crush on. He claimed he was gay, but then told you he used to like you, then started liking you again. You guys had a thing for months and he made you feel like the most special girl in the world. Made you feel important and loved. Then, he started leaving your messages on read and totally forgot about you, breaking your heart, only to still be sad about it a year later. You don't blame him, but you Blame yourself. Your feelings for him are just as strong as they were a year ago. You miss him like crazy and would do most anything to be able to see and talk to him.
"Yo girl, what happened with you and Orion?"
"I have no clue, he stopped talking to me. I think he's dead."
14π 3π
The act or action whereby a person changes the meaning of a situation to better suit their desires.
He's orionizing the funeral arrangements and by time he's done it'll be a birthday party.
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A green species on Star Trek and object of many fanboy erections due to the species' culture of selling their animalistic females as slaves. The later incarnation of Orions on Star Trek: Enterprise tried to make the species PC by claiming the males were slaves, and they failed miserably.
"Did you see that Kirk was banging an Orion chick in the new Star Trek movie?"
"Total fan service."
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