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The Orris
The Orris comes from the sub-species Orristoplesians and is the one of the largest living mammals on the earth. There are only a few known documented sightings of the ever elusive Orris who remains a mystery to scientists.
Description
The Orris has a small scruff beard that looks much like that of a homeless homosexual man. The Orris can often be seen wearing hats that contain the team emblems of horrible football teams. Standing at approximately 5’ 9’’ and weighing in at 140 #’s the Orris’ small body size contributes to the small size of the Orris Penis. Little is known about the appearance of the Baby Orris, b/c nobody has ever spotted one or recovered a photo from the Orris bloodline.
Traits & Habits
The Orris has many strange rituals which can set him apart from other wild animals. He often can be found cheering for his favorite (and shitty) football team the Carolina Panthers. The Orris has been an alcoholic since the grandma Orris gave him some alcohol distilled primitively in the stump of an oak tree outside of her lean-to to sooth his injured back. The Orris can often be found pirating movies off of his terrible computer that he tries to convince humans is the best. Has been spotted numerous times angrily chasing humans with a tennis racket and also enjoys volley-ball. The Orris is known for terrible ID pictures and wearing nerd bird glasses while driving his jeep. It’s a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.
Diet
The Orris eats a very small amount of food because he is a picky little bastard. His favorite food was the chicken patty with cheese and lettuce on a white bread bun. The Orris liked this food because it gave him a balanced diet of protein, dairy, vegetables, and carbohydrates. When the chicken patty was changed and disappeared from the Orris’ feading grounds in 2006, he nearly starved to death. Fortunately for the species he was able to acquire a taste in the abundant and always present nachos, on which he enjoys pounds of salsa dip.
Mating
The Orris is very picky about his women and has very strange mating characteristics. In order to release his seed into his mate, the Orris must engage in intercourse on top of a counter, preferably that of a kitchen. When the Orris reaches climax he will yell out his mating call, YABADABADOOO!
I once saw and The Orris banging on top of a kitchen counter top in college park apartment 17.
Ever elusive The Orris has never been seen in it's baby form.
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1. A narcissist that loves everyone
2. A paradox
3. Patrick Swayze's character in "North and South"
1. "That guy is so into himself." "Yeah, but he just gave that homeless guy a car." "What an Orry."
2. "Can anyone give me an example of an orry?"
"Something that is nothing?" "Correct."
3. "Orry was a beast in that mini-series, but it took FOREVAR!"
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A: The russian word for thief.
B: An Orry is a male who had to do atleast 5 classes over.
A: Dude, that guy just stole my bike.
That Orry!
B: He is 20 and still in the 3rth grade?
Yeah, he's an Orry
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Popular word of the Ebit Eww language. Means "Sorry Dude" Used as an apology when you don't mean it and want to be immature.
Pronouced: (OR-E EW-DA)
Josh: "your a zitbag!!"
Zach: "Oh fuck that was rude."
Josh: " Orry eude."
Zach: "Oh your mature."
Josh: "I iddint een eww eude i orry"
Zach: "Ebit Eww is gay."
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A well-known concept in Europe used for those who have a mental disability or have lost their sanity. This can easily be detected due to their distinct and child-like behaviour.
Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has been acting really strange and behaves like a retard. What's wrong with him?
Person 2: He probably has El Orri.
Person 2: Ah, that makes sense.
Naeemah Orrie is a very wonderful ,beautiful, amazing girl
Her name is pronounced Naa'eemah
Naeemah Orrie's really have a lot of friends and are very attractive
They like cussing a lot!, Never break her heart or use her cause you gonna die
Guy 1:Damn, remember that girl named Naeemah Orrie
Guy 2:Oh yes you broke her heart once and now look at her
Guy 1: And I know she won't forgive me, like look at her