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Literally the best guy in the whole fucking planet who likes suicide and Chuuya
person 1: who's this?
person 2: This is Dazai Osamu, Chuuya's husband
The shittiest pile of shit. Very musty.
"oh look it's dazai osamu!"
"You mean that homeless looking musty creature?"
Dazai Osamu is that hot, tall, brunette, gay anime dude that everyone starts Bungou Stray Dogs for.
"Yo do u know Dazai Osamu?" "Who doesn't? He's sooo hot"
a boy who is mega gay and ugly hot and deadly but still ugly as freck
person - yo dudes have you heard of Dazai Osamu?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?
Steps on how to dead dazai:
Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.
Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
A 22 year old bastard who gets bullied for his name
First name:Little
Middle:DickDazai
Last:Osamu
Little dick dazai Osamu(Bsd) mean's someone who is suicidal
A bandage. Known to Kunikida Doppo and others as "a walking waste of bandages." Do not confuse him with a roll of TP. That would be very unfortunate for him.
Person A: Hey, I hurt my finger. Do you have a spare Dazai Osamu I can use to bandage it?
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.