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1: My grandpa's got a house in Lake Oswego.
2: Who is he, Bill Gates?
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(1) Place of attendence that involves some gangsta ass nigs that ride dirty with sophistication and class like your mom was last night. Bitches be crazy and playas be straight nasty.
(2) To describe INTENSE consumption of beer/boos/drugs... to make a long story short THAT SHIT BE BANGIN
(3) Fine academic establishment
(1) DUDE #1: Yo son last weekend at SUNY Oswego shit was off the hizzie and the po po's were all up on my shit.
DUDE #2: OH SNAP!! Did you pull out your gat yo?!
DUDE #1: Nah son, I just coo coo'd
(2) YO we strait up SUNY Oswego'd it last night son!
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Anyone from Oswego, NY who has experienced a winter there probably has experienced this. It happens when you're just trying to walk to class or some other place, and then the massive lake effect wind coming off of Lake Ontario hits you so hard that it knocks you down. It can also be considered an Oswego blowjob when this happens and you are actually giving/receiving a blowjob
Person 1: O damn, it's so windy out, Sarah just got knocked on her ass from the wind!
Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!
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A small country town turned new age suburbia. it is one of the fastest growing towns in the chicagoland area. most of the kids that attend school here are in the high upper middle class. they are the home of the oswego panthers and the oswego east wolves. there are 2 high schools, 4 junior highs, and 11 elementary schools. the two largest major cliques you will find here are A: preppy rich white kids. and B: drug addict skater kids. and there a large handful of mixes of these two groups. the local "hangout" is this little roach-infested ice cream shop called Dari Hut. Home of CYSO flute player Ryan Z. The marching band played in the rose bowl and the football team has gone to state before. on february 11th 2007 a car accident occured that broadcasted on national news. Carino is a bitch. there are a lot of people here who think they are cool but they are just gay. thats oswego for you, dont move here!
Laguna Beach + small farm town = oswego illinois
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A town in Illinois located under Aurora, IL with an increasing gang problem and weed and nicotine addicted kids who go to Oswego High, or the prison of Oswego East (the white trash). Boulder Hill is where all the Hispanics, blacks, Asians, and white trash live. People are increasingly starting to get into gangs. Many bloods and crips are starting form here. Theres already been problem with Latin Kings. Its a slow moving process as people who've lived here before get the gang problems from neighbouring cities like Aurora and Joliet. Our mayor is deadass just a middle school math teacher who doesnt know how to help the problem. Get tf away from here - its getting worse.
Person: Im moving to Oswego, IL!
Person 2: Bru get tf outa here dont move there.
Conservative suburban bubble found near Portland, Oregon. Home to an algae-filled "lake," 7-11, and Bob.
Notable events include weekly DC and other quasi-legal activities, Frisbee Monday/Wednesday at 7:17, and drinking. Lots of drinking.
Town closes at 9:00 nightly, except on weekends. Then it's 9:15.
Also known as LO, Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, The Bubble.
I'm so excited to get out of Lake Oswego in mere weeks!
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The best place to live in the whole fucking world. School uniforms are Juicy sweatsuits and Louis Vuiton backpacks. Vodka and crystal run freely in the drinking fountains. Who cares it's Lake Oswego. Every student is a genius, and they aint no racists. They actually WORSHIP black people...the 2 that go to the school anyways. Every sport wins at everything...it's LO. The girls are dime. One person in the history of the school had sex...she died. The ecstasy and alc aint no problem if you know what I mean. You can best find kids running around with their nannies, tubing on the lake, or visiting a vacation home. Teenagers are driving around their range rovers and Hummers PAST nine oclock trying to find parties and getting MIPed. Standard procedure. You can find the LOPO around every street corner looking like they're busy doing something important. Well, usually they're scouting out dangerous speeders driving 2 or 3 miles per hour over the speed limit. The average GPA is 4.0. It's Lake Oswego aka LO...the shit.
Charles: Dude what are we gunna do tonight?
Ryan: I don't fuckin know I have to finish my calculus homework. Then we should like hit up Clarissa's party on the lake. I think she found the key to their wine cellar.
Charles: That stuff is expensive, dude.
Ryan: Um...it's fucking Lake Oswego.
Charles: Oh ya, fuck yes.
Example 2:
Claire: Did you hear about Lizy?
Madeline: what?
Claire: She made out with a black guy.
Madeline: nu uh.
Claire: seriously.
Madeline: oh my god. that's fucking amazing
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