outhoused

Outhoused (v); A Poker term. When you have a full house, but your opponent has a bigger full house, you have been "Outhoused." Term defined by Greg at a poker game on the 26th of September, 2013

Charlie: I'm all in! I have a full house; 3's over 7's!

Greg: Yeah, but I have 7's over 3's! You've been Outhoused!

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The Outhouse

The outhouse is when during sex, the man pulls his cock out and takes a dump in the girls pussy much like pooping in the hole in the ground in an outhouse.

That bitch really likes getting The Outhouse.

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outhouse

something that is very backwoods and out of civilization. Something that should be gone since we live in modern world.

You still have pager? that is so outhouse!

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Outhouse

When a man shits directly into a woman's vagina resulting in sexual arousal for both.

Friend 1 - "Oh man...that chick I picked up at the bar last night asked if I would give her the outhouse."
Friend 2 - "So did you?"
Friend 1 - "Let's just say I was glad we went back to her place and not mine."

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Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

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Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.

When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

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