The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

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Obamas' in the Oval Office

referring to turds in the toilet

yo nigga! who the fuck left Obamas' in the Oval Office? remember next time to flush!

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Oval Office Grab-ass

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

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Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

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Drop the Obamas off at the Oval Office

1: To poop in a toilet or other round receptacle

2: Defecate regardless of political affiliation

"After eating Taco Bell, Dave had rush home in order to drop the Obamas off at the oval office."

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Drop the Prez off at the Oval Office

Taking a dooky/poop/#2/ crapshit. A more updated version of "droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool"

Excuse me a minute, gotta go "drop the Prez off at the Oval Office"

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