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all Owen's have three inch destroyers... watch out girls
person 1- "will it hurt"
owen- "you won't feel a thing"
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The common name of a fish that likes to have sex with humans.
That Fish is Owen.
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The most loving sweetest boy you will ever meet. Will start off as your best friend but then will turn into much more as you fall deeply in love for his smile, sense of humor and smile. Owen's have the biggest heart but are often very complicated and confusing. With mood swings and different signals. They are the type of person that will come home after a long day at work, bring you chocolates and flowers and rub your feet because he knows you've had an even harder day. Owen's are the type of people you fall in love with, slowly, and no matter what they are to you... they will always be your best friend.
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Owen is an ok guy. Generally tall with dark hair, although results may vary. He's kind of shy and keeps to himself, but if you get to know him, he completely changes. He's into dark humor and any other topic that interests him. He doesn't like speaking seriously, and will often change what he says or the way he talks to make it seem more like a joke. He doesn't think he's attractive at all and can't see himself ever even going on a date with a girl, but he's accepted that and is fine with it. He bottles up his emotions and hides them away, and probably had depression before. Now, he jokes about having depression and it can be very unclear if he's being serious.
He likes playing video games and having fun. Doesn't do too well when left alone or abandoned. Sometimes ponders why he has the friends he has. Listens to Ninja Sex Party and Starbomb because they're fucking awesome bands. If you're close enough to him and ask nicely, he might tell you something about his private life. He can be a pretty cool guy to be around, but you have to warm up to him first. He also has a dick size quite above the average.
- Do you think Owen actually is depressed?
-I don't know, he sure jokes about it a lot.
-Owen needs therapy or something, he has, like, NO self-esteem!
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Owen is a little shithead who needs to talk to his girlfriend before she yeets him off of a cliff.
1. Brooke yeeted Owen off of a cliff when he left her on read.
2. "ahhh!" Owen screamed as he fell off of the cliff
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He is a loml. He is the sweetest almost caring, most mature guy you will ever meet. He is affectionate and he is patient with the people he loves. Owens are fiercely loyal and natural born leaders. Owens are not afraid to stand out and are great friends and lovers. Owen’s are also funny and adorable and make you want to cuddle and kiss them all day. If you meet an Owen don’t let him ever go. They also like to be cats and meow a lot but it is important to always let them tickle you and let them kiss your stuffed animals if they ask. Owens are once in a lifetime type of guys. You are lucky if you come across an Owen.
That Owen over there looks adorable.
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Owen is the cutest, sweetest, most compassionate person you will ever meet. And by cutest, I mean it. You’ll always remember his face because It’s so bright that you won’t wanna forget it. If you’re having a bad day, he’ll do anything in his power to make you happy. He’ll tell you a joke, then say, “I feel your pain,” he’ll try starting a conversation about something that interests you. He has a lot of passions and is talented in each and every one. He plays football, basketball, and is kind of a jock. He’s really popular and has a lot of friends, but does a good job of making time for each one. You’ll be walking through the halls and immediately spot him through the crowd because he shines so brightly that he’s impossible to miss. His smile is contagious, and makes everyone happy when he walks into a room. When he’s around his crush, he’ll say some dumb things that he doesn’t really mean, but that’s ok because that sums up every 7th grade boy on the planet. You can’t dis this kid (even if you wanted to) because his astonishingly good looks will hook you.
Girl 1: Do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl 2: Never! He's too much of an Owen.
Girl 1: Good point...
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