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P's and Q's

This axiom, regardless of its origins, has been common in post-victorian Britain as an abbreviation of 'to mind your manners' or, more specifically, to say both 'please' (p's) and 'thankyou' (thank-Q).
Thus the phrase 'watch your p's and q's' has been in use to encourage people to speak politely, especially children, who remember such phrases better than just instructions.

Kid 1: You spill my pint?
Kid 2: feck off!
Mum: Oi, watch you're p's and q's!
Kid 2: Sorry. Feck off, please.

by Phil Bool March 22, 2006

680๐Ÿ‘ 759๐Ÿ‘Ž


P's and Q's

p's = paper as in money

q's = measurement of drugs

"on my p's and q's"

song by kano

by g-unit-gal June 8, 2006

798๐Ÿ‘ 910๐Ÿ‘Ž


P's and Q's

Shaortening for "Pints and Quarts", which were the two main measurements for drinks. Whereas now we use pints, half pints, shots etc, there used to be Pints and Quarts.

Whehn things got rowdy, as they tend to do in pubs, you'd normally hear something like "Mind your Pints and Quarts" and a warning or some such. this was shortened to "mind your P's and Q's"

"Mind your P's and Q's"

by MrJR December 15, 2005

422๐Ÿ‘ 723๐Ÿ‘Ž


P's and Q's

(Term of phrase used by some and understood by few...)

P's = Priorities
Q's = Qualities

"Mind your P's and Q's."

In lamens terms: Always remember that you have "priorities" in life, and the "qualities" of your character will help you achieve them...

by Skaughty Dawg January 29, 2007

360๐Ÿ‘ 610๐Ÿ‘Ž


P's and Q's

A packet of M n' Ms in GTA V. Probably means something else comedy-wise that I don't know.

GTA Online player 1: Let's go buy some P's and Q's!
GTA Online player 2: Okay!

*Blows up car*

by ersd123fastman May 27, 2016

106๐Ÿ‘ 215๐Ÿ‘Ž


P D Q

pretty damn quick

i got her panties off pdq

by h3l1x December 31, 2003

91๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


q>_<p

Smile/Face of person holding hands over ears
Symbolizing he/she is not listening

person A: Blah Blah Blah Blah
person B: q>_<p LALALALALA NOT LISTENING

by Nino F. April 23, 2008

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