p2p

n. System of filesharing popularized after the shutdown of Napster by greedy bigots who failed to realize that the Internet has finally leveled the playing field.

Thousands of P2P networks sprang up after Napster was shut down by the Righteous Indignant Assholes Association.

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P2P

Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.

Kevin's date with Patti ended early when she refused to go p2p.

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p2p

What the RIAA don't want you to use or know about.

d00d! Dis P2P is da shiznit! Im not gonna buy a cd again!

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p2p

Pervert to Prude.

The instant change in mental state that occurs when one has just finished a wank while watching porn.

You know those moments when you're watching some porn that you think is really hot, then after you 'finish' it all of a sudden becomes completely gross? That's called p2p.

"I was watching a really hot scene, then it all happened, and all of a sudden I felt disgusted at myself and what I was watching! What's that called?"

"That's P2P buddy"

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p2p

Pay to play

Usually involving sex. You have to pay to play with that person. Pay for sex

Hey your super cute. Just letting you know I’m a p2p.

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P2P

Paper-2-Paper.
A method of checking one document to another by means of a monotonous tedious task of checking against each other for discrepancies. Used by over-worked employees who have been doing so long they call it a 'P2P' to make it sound more 'street'. These workers are often underpaid, under appreciated, and overlooked while the company banks in excess of 20 million dollars in profit.
This bears striking resemblance to the movie "Office Space".

<New guy> Hey, I am done this Paper-to-Paper....now what do I do?
<Multi-year veteran> Whoa there! Its called a P2P!...and you are not done, here is 400 more for you to do! Suck it up Chach!
<Boss> Hey New Guy, are you done those P2P's yet?....and oh yeah, your vacation request has been declined.

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PTP/P2P

PTP/P2P means "Pay to Play" or "Pay 2 Play". Can also be used as "Pay to Win" or "Pay 2 Win". This is used often by members of video games, in which the developers of the video game import a product that can only be obtained by using your mom's credit card/money. These products, such as "membership", "interfere" with the game as they either block the user from attaining a goal, recommendation or requirement.

Wow, they put this new membership in the game now that's clearly PTP/P2P