PDF

PDF, stands for Portable Dick Friend, is a friend with benefits in a casual relationship.

Carlo is my PDF. ;)

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PDF

acronym for "Public Display of F*cking"
it's just plain inappropriate.

Can't give any, PDF-ers usually get arrested for indecent exposure.

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PDF

pedophile

He's a pdf, better not talk to him!

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PDF

PDF is considered a "Perfectly Delightful File"

Weather you are exporting a vector, raster or text file PDF is a great, universal file type to choose. It will not harm the quality of you work, and is easily read on all computers across all platforms.

I don't know if your MAC can read this, I created it on a PC.

No worries, it is a PDF!

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PDF

Pathetic Dickless Failure.

A PDF is someone who rarely ever attempts anything risky in life and when they do, they always fail at it.

I don't have a job, I don't have friends and I've never been kissed. I'm a PDF.

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PDF

Party, Drink, and Fuck

John - hey Jack what do you wanna do tonight?

Jack - PDF of course.

John - What's that?

Jack - Party, Drink, and Fuck.

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PDF

PDF stands for a post dump fuck.

I hope this girl has Adobe Acrobat, cause im ready for a PDF!

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