Poop Dick Suprise
Going anal without warning
Man I gave Holly the pds last night and she was pissed.
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Post-Dick Syndrome: The sudden change of emotions or actions from the female resulting from sex or sexual interactions. Symptoms include but not limited to; being very attached, constant annoyance, a need for being with you, crazy WAPCE actions, etc.
Special thanks to Keith and Jimmie for this conversation.
"This bitch got all PDS on me after last night!"
"you know when you fuck a girl, you better know she's not crazy or.. haha woooweee, you're in trouuubbbble...!"
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Personal Dick Sucker!!!!
Daddy, I'm your PDS whenever u want me to suck your beautiful big black cock , all you have to do is ask!
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PDS is short for Particularly Dangerous Situation. It is a heightened-awareness type of watch issued by the Storm Prediction Center. A PDS tornado watch may say, for example, "Destructive Tornadoes...Hail to 3 inches in diamater...thunderstorm wind gusts to 80mph...and dangerous lightning are possible in these areas."
...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION...
PDS watches are issued on high risk days, usually.
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Post-drinking shit. Occurs the morning after a massive session of binge drinking, preferably but not limited to beers or whiskey.
Yo dude, my PDS is going to be gigantic tomorrow. Lets go crush some more beers so i can try to break the Guinness Record!!!
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(Powder Dounut Suprise) - act of convincing someone to have anal sex, then during the sexual act pull out and throw powdered sugar on the ass of your partner, taking a picture, and yelling out "Suprise!"
Yea man I so pulled a Powder Dounut Suprise on my girlfriend last night.
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