pe teacher

The guy/girl who is either a complete idiot, a complete savage, a complete redneck, a complete country boy, or a complete ratchet. Wears the newest skecher 12s, or has the most expensive nike shoes and wears a different pair each day of the week. Depends if hes a hoodlum or not.

guy 1: dude im getting such a boner to our hot pe teacher right now.
guy 2: i am too, but im getting most of it from her shoes. I'd cum all over em.
guy 1: yeah dude, totally radical.

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Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

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PE teacher fallacy

When PE teachers are fat as fuck, although they are supposed to be teaching physical fitness.

Why is Mr. Johnson so fat?

Dude its the PE teacher fallacy.

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

PE teacher

Reference to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, manchester united manager.

Ole's a PE teacher, he doesn't have tactics just vibes