ped

A word commonly used by office managers for "small black filing cabinets."

Good Morning,
Reply to this email if you would like a ped and were not issued one. I’ll make sure we order you one for the new space.
Thank you,

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Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

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ped

a shorter version of "pedestian"

Whoooa Emily, watch out for those jay-walking peds!

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Ped

Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.

"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"

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Ped

Ped is the combination of colours pink and red.

Pink+Red=Ped

Person: Is that pink hair?

Another Person: No it must be red!

You: No, it's Ped.

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ped

1) A speedbump in gta, pedestrian

2) Performance Enhancing Drug - used by Baseball players to break homerun records at the cost of penis size (their wives only want the money, anyway).

1) Damn peds, can't they see i'm driving on this sidewalk?

2) PEDs are the leading cause of smallcox.

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ped

Swahili for getting drunk

andrew: hey goma lets grab the ped
goma: fucking fucker what the fuck
andrew: come lets go to la orden and grab the ped!!!

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