I accidentally fell on top of your mom. pfm Please forgive me.
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An acronym for a Penis Face Massage. A relaxing and erotic face massage using a flaccid penis. The soft glans penis can be used with or without foreskin. Known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of balls on the face.
"What are you doing after work today?"
"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a PFM from my boyfriend."
"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"
"Of course not you fucking whore, die in a fire."
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Pure Fucking Magic
The only explaination as to why something, beyond available knowledge, could possibly work.
The reason why somthing that shouldn't reasonably work, does.
1. To the kids, the gyroscope was PFM.
2. Even though the car was totalled in the telephone pole and ice cream truck collision, the engine still ran because of PFM.
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Pinchi Fuckin Mexican of Shit
Phrase often used by Mexicans who live in the States making fun of their race. Most of the times when a mexican says or does anything stupid, and another mexican answers. (Pinchi means fuckin in english, so yes, you say fuckin fuckin...)
When two grease monkeys are working on a car in the shop, and one of em gets hit with a wrench in the head, the other one says: "ooh you pinchi fuckin mexican of shit" or "ooh you PFMS"
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PFM Technology, or Pure Fucking Magic Technology, is a kind of hi-tech equipment or processor so advanced that it cannot be explained by the lay-person as anything other than sorcery or witchcraft.
"I got this App that listens to a song and tells me the name of the song and the artist."
"That's incredible! How does it work?"
"I have no idea. I think it uses PFM Technology."
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