PGA clap

An unenthused clap that is used generally at boring events such as banquets, school assemblies, and church events. Not to mention at a golf match.

Yeah I had to listen to a boring song at a band concert, but I gave the PGA clap just to be polite.

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PGA Tour

1. A token African-American being chased by multiple other white or other ethnic men or women.
2. A token African-American man in a crowd.

Q: "What do you call one African-American being chased by crowd of 300 White men?
A: "The PGA Tour!" (Laughter)

"Hey, look over yonder, its the PGA tour!"

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pga punch

comparable to purple drank

"He made some pga punch in his college dorm room bathtub"

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06

Video game staring Tiger Woods. Fun golf game online and offline. Except when people are cheeter mcneeters and use the Ideal Put Camera.

"Hey you wanna go play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 online?"

"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."

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PGA-13

The maturity-rating for "un-bleeped" camera-footage of adults whacking small dimpled white balls around over a grassy fairway.

It is downright appalling how so many seemingly-sensible and dignified grownups in neat elegant business-attire behave --- or rather, MISbehave --- the moment you put a golf club in their hands... it's no wonder that "raw" TV-coverage of said games often carries a PGA-13 rating!